A bloke from America who plays a load of musical instruments, has a band called The Brian Jonestown Massacre and who loads of people worship. Occasionally he goes a bit nuts and attacks people, like members of his band, he's had about 40 different band members. People also like him because he says funny things, but he's not a comedian. A lot of people love him, a LOT of people hate him. He's a musical genius who can't hold it together - but isn't that part of being a genius? He also did A LOT of Heroin, but is now completely clean and living in Berlin, Germany with his wife. I, the author, am also a massive wanger.