There are two bands with the name DEAD PONY. [1] The History of Dead Pony begins in the City of Satan (small town near Legoland). In there two denim sailors - Chubby Dildo decided to spread some darkness over the world. In a local stinky bar they have met drunk Bekkenbauer, who was trying to make some chacarron-macarron with the most fat bitch they have ever seen. They thought that he must be a bad ass guitarist, so without asking him they forced him to join the band. But they still didn't have a vocalist and a drummer - in fact they had few, but none of them could play nor sing anything. On the december of 2007 in a local pirate tavern they met two lazy & ugly bastards - Animallo and Jello. And this is the line up that you can find to this day... [2]
