Randomonium are Derek Fay and David Fleming. Derek Fay and David Fleming are little known musicians and screen writers from Leixlip, Ireland (original home of Guinness stout and former residence of socialite Lilly Allen whom neither have met) They have been described as having rapier wit and have been confused for brothers / gay lovers by some of their closest friends. Their best known short play (2 guys who extort money from a rich guy by convincing him he is the devil and then convincing him to purchase their souls) was rejected by every major film studio, but later found small success with Channel 4's "Every ones got a novel in them". Various story-lines they have produced for Coronation Street were rejected out of hand by Granada Studios for example a story which involved the streets famous Ken Barlow being abducted by soap loving aliens, and a shocker where Roy Cropper discovers that Hayley has been lying all along about being a trans-sexual, and is in fact a true woman. Several musical projects have also been rejected by production companies for example "Murder She Wrote: the musical" based on the popular 80's Cabet Cove detective/author Jessica Fletcher, whom the team consider their inspiration. The pair famously turned down a Meteor award in 2004 as they felt they hadn't written enough "songs" to give a performance on the night (the duo prefer to call their works "Sound Sculptures"). Dave was quoted as saying "they'll give a Meteor award to fucking anyone!" The duo are currently working on a musical about former TV presenter Ulrike Johnson's life entitled "The Terrible Itch", hoping to star Sven Goran Erikson as himself, Hunter (from Gladiators) as himself, former footballer Stan Collymore as himself, German hotel boss Markus Kempen as himself, etc. etc. and Vic and Bob as each other. Derek has been quoted as saying "We have high hopes for this one" Other projects in the pipeline include an entry for the Eurovision Song Contest entitled 'I Miss Communism' and a concept album based on the horrors of arthritis called 'I Can't Open Jars Like I Used To'
