http://www.myspace.com/skurviband What happens when two muppett's one with no talent what-so-ever and one with a slight talent for bass get drunk? well mainly they talk about shit, fall over and lose their shoes. But one glorious night over some cheap vodka and cider Liam "The Ortonator" and Jimmy "The Jip", decided to form a band as a means to get beer and chicks and generally fuck about and have something else to do than constant masturbation and television watching. It would also give them another excuse to do some drinking, after telling a few friends about the idea and seeing they're looks of sheer dibelief, horror and amusement at the idea the band "talentless" was born. however the two hero's realised they needed something more than just a bass guitar and a skin-full, so they placed an advert on the internet like a metaphorical Bat signal, answering the call were Jack on drums and Perry "The Perry-scope" on face melting guitar and the line up was complete. After a couple of practice sessions, a lot more booze and the realisation that with Perry-scope's riffage and Jack at the back they weren't that talentless after all and so the name changed to skurvi from this point on the band practiced and gelled in the practice studio through a mixture of strongbow, guinness, 1664, pounding drums solid bass and minge warming guitar work so far songs have started to be developed, and hopefully our intrepid quartet can record them put them up on here, get a few gigs and bring the noise to your ears and the streets soon enough. watch this space..........
